Guardian Pets

GUARDIAN #PETS #mypetisweird #POSH #PET PLANETARIUM #fb The good stars guard your pet much as it guards you from the bad ones. The pet is capable of sinking into hell in order to rescue its master. SIXTH HOUSE The descent to hell is often formulated as ritual, where the totem is contacted along its sixth Cartesian house. Note that toy programs never show sixth house at all. Neptune could be in the sixth house, as accounting for that tarantula of yours, but the toy program will place it in seventh. WHAT IS AN ASCENDANT? Your pet boasts one from the choice of sixteen ascendants for the current epoch. An ascendant is not merely a constellation rising at birth: it is also your pet's guardian angel! TRIUNE ASCENDANTS How many ascendants does your pet have? Much as humans, pets can have up to three ascendants. In not so rare a case at all, you pet has a triune ascendant. LEPVS IN FABVLA On the other hand, your idol can have a pet ascendant! George Bush has Canis Minor, a priestess from Delphi has Delphinus rising and a certain pharaoh has Lepus ascending. PET PROTECTION That Doberman will certainly not be let out on that date, since it is sure to break its precious legs at noon sharp. Pets are good astrological clients since they can be coaxed into hearkening to timely advice. HORSE RACES That piebald will win the next three races, then retire. Much as in military horoscopes, horse races issues can be directed according to extra-zodiacal secondary directions. MAKE YOUR PET WIN What if the stars are contrary? The stars are never contrary. Plug into your RTRRT and make them listen to your every whim! TRUE NATAL SKIES Whatever your issues with pets or vice-versa, do as we did in old Egypt: address the true skies in their sincere glory and shun fraud like Yahweh intended in the Holy Bible. Klaudio Zic The Academic Zodiac & RTRRT are Copyright © 1981 - 2010 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved worldwide. Redistribution of this file in any form is violation of the Copyright Law. This copyrighted material has been previously published as available from http://www.lulu.com/astrology The Sun * is in Virgo for Halloween It is in Libra on Nov 23rd Sai Baba's birthday Do as people do: follow your own star * * Be the transit you want in the world now! Bad transits are the matter of the past. Change your horoscope for the best! Materialize whatever you wish for in minutes with the Real Time Reality Rendering Tools. * Overwrite all older as WW3 rages on Facebook. NASA JPL ephemeris strip for the winter Sun. 2010-Oct-25 00:00 Vir 2010-Oct-28 00:00 Vir 2010-Oct-31 00:00 Vir 2010-Nov-03 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-06 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-09 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-12 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-15 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-18 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-21 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-24 00:00 Sco 2010-Nov-27 00:00 Sco 2010-Nov-30 00:00 Sco 2010-Dec-03 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-06 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-09 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-12 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-15 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-18 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-21 00:00 Sgr 2010-Dec-24 00:00 Sgr 2010-Dec-27 00:00 Sgr The reason why we look so good is that Astrology is young. * “Caution, tropical = sidereal “astrology” can seriously damage your horoscope!” * Come back into the lap of your real natal skies. Leave the nonexistent stars to nonexistent people. * We built this heavenly house, marked its dungeons; we'll help you out. * Astrology never was. Astrology is now. #mypetisweird #POSH #PET PLANETARIUM #fb The stars are never contrary. Plug them into your RTRRT and make them listen to your every whim! First published by Klaudio Zic Publications, 2010 http://stores.lulu.com/astrology Copyright © 2010 By Klaudio Zic. All Rights Reserved. No part of this material may be reproduced or transmitted in any